Tuesday, September 30, 2008


Well, I had to tell Jennifer to stop sending me secret messages in license plates, after they started getting strange. Like this one: MQD 327. Yeah, I realize her meaning is obvious, but, still, I was thinking, "What's up with that??"

After I called her home repeatedly to tell her to leave me alone, she sent a very nice letter of apology via registered mail. She pretended to be her lawyer threatening me with a restraining order, but I could tell it was just her funny way of saying she was sorry for freaking me out.

Poor girl.

Friday, September 12, 2008


Does it mean I am crazy if I have become convinced that Jennifer Love Hewitt is sending me secret encoded messages in other people's license plates?